- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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