- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A lot eh?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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