- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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