What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Beka has AIDS

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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