What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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