How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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