How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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My cat just died.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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your life

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