- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Take part of what?

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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