- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

You know what's funny? Rape

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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