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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A guy at a baseball game....

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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