What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Anti Joke

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