Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

men's rights activists

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Anti Joke

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