- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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