- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

matt is fat

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

there once was a chicken it was yellow

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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