- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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