- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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