- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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