Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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