why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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