What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Anti Joke

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