Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

test

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

civil rights

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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