I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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