- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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