- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

a black man walks out of popeyes

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What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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