why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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