- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Fat? Jesse Z

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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