- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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