- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

You idiot.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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