- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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