- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

13 =B you just learned something

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Gay republicans

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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