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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender