ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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