- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Choir.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

hahahahaha thats not funny

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