Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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