- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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