How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Anti Joke

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