- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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