- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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