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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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