What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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