What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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