why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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