Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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