In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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black people swimming

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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cool

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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