- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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