Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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