Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Whats 1+1? window!

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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