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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Potassium? K.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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