- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Please ignore this statement.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's 1+1? 69.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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