Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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