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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

No soup for you!

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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