Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Women's Rights

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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