- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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