- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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