- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Two baby seals walk into a club.

homosexual rights to marriage

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Dwarf Shortage

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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