- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Your mam is so fat.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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