How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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