- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

im telling maguire

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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