- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Haha, I get it..

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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