- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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