- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christ is a conspiracy

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

george goodburn is secretly mexican

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

The chickens have become self-aware!

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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