- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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