I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Tilt your screen back .

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Anti Joke

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