Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Peas

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

David Cameron

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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