What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Peas

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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David Cameron

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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