What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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