An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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