What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Peas

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

David Cameron

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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