- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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