- Anti Joke

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.