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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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