- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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