- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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