What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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