- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What is 9+10? 19

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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