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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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