- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Get up Look in the mirror

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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