What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

one stop shop

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A guy walks into a bar

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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