Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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