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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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