- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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