- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A penis walks into a bar..

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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