- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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