What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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