What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

steven hawking walks into a bar

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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