- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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