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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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