- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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