What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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