when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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