- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Golf.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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