- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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