What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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=3

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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here's a joke... the american education society

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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No it doesnt..

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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