whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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