Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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