One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Haha, I get it..

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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