- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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