- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Turkeys are obese

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's up? Your time.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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