What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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are u black unlucky

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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