A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

i keep getting thumbs down...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

someone called someone else a frog

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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