His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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