Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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