- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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