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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

One, two, three, four and five

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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