How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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