Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

In soviet Russia...things are different

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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