What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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