- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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