Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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