jd and zach loves vigina

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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j.p. is dumb

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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