What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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