Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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This is an anti-joke.

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