A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A lot eh?

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

tea with milk?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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