There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Hello

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Who is it?

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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