What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

tea with milk?

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

The FCC

I have cancer. And you're next.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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