Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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You wanna see something really scary?

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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