What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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