What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Ben Corbishley

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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