- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Black people stink of shite!

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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