What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

asians have slitted eyes lol

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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