- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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