A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

knock knock come in !

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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