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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

tim has no humor

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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