whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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