Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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angelo snyder is not ga

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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