- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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