What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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