- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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