- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Please ignore this statement.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??