- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Please ignore this statement.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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