What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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No it doesnt..

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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