Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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