Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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