Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

thumb_up thumb_down -15

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

thumb_up thumb_down -15

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops