How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Justin Bieber

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

women's rights, lol

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

A pope meets another one

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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