- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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