- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??