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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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