- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

hextech crafting too opieop

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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