- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

someone called someone else a frog

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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