- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Albert <3 Hunter

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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