- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

This is a random Anti joke.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??