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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

class is canceled. My professor died.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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