- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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