What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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