My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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