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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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