- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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