- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Women's Rights..

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