- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Roses are red.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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