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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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