There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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