- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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