A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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