- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Two women were sitting quietly.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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