A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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