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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Your mom went to college

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.