- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

A pope meets another one

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

united we sit, cause we're fat

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

mmm i love marble bumhole

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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