Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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