What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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