- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

a chinese man pays the full price

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