Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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XD Jackass.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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