- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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