- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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