YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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