- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

cory is gay

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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