- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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