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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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