What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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