If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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