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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A house comes around the corner.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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