Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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