cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Chuck Norris is dead......

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

yolo your orange looks orange

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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