How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Mogok Papiti.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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