- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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