A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Emily Walker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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