- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

quantum physics?

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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