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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

yolo your orange looks orange

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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