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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

homosexual rights to marriage

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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