What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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