What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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