- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

an american walks out of a strip club.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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