Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Cripples are lame.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

How about that airline food?

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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