- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

A bar walks into a man

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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