- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Knock Knock Who's there

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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