A russian gives away vodka.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

knock knock come in !

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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