yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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