- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Knock Knock Who's there

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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