- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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