- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What's 2+2? Fish

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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