- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??