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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

13 =B you just learned something

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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