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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

poo

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

SHUT UP JP

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.