- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

rocky is here again.......................

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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