- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

NEVER

If life gives you lemonade.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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