- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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