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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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