Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Corn Muffins

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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