- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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