- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Latvia isn't a joke

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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