- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Communism hehe xd

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

baloney sandwich

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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