- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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