How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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