- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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