- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How did th-A fridge.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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