- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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