- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

How did th-A fridge.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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