hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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