- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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