Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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