A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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