whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

women's rights.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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