Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

a chinese man pays the full price

What is green and slow Grass.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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