why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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