- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

a

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Get up Look in the mirror

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

how much fish could a chicken

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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