What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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