what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Knock Knock.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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