- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why am I writing this...im bored

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Please ignore this statement.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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