- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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