well use a tissue!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A whole 'nother.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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black people swimming

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