How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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