- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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