- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

If the 49ers won the superbowl

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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