- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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