This isn't funny.

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Gay rights.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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