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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Cancer.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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