- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Okay.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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