- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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