whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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