- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

There's my tractor.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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