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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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