Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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