- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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