How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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